Ignite Portland 5 proposals

Ignite Portland 5 is coming on February 19, 2009. Visit Ignite Portland for more information about the event.

If you had five minutes to talk to Portland what would you say? What if you only got 20 slides and they rotated automatically after 15 seconds? Launch a web site? Teach a hack? Talk about recent learnings, successes, failures? Fill out the form to submit your talk. We are looking for talks that will inspire and teach, not recruiting or product pitches.

Submitted Speaker and presentation
11/19/2008 Jerry Ketel — How to know if you are a Narcissist.
A. L. Venable — Fashion! Music! Intrigue!: Why You Should Be Riding the Bus
Chris Pitzer — Encryption, from hollywood to quantum
Paul Daigle — 10 Reasons Why Web2.0 will fail.
11/18/2008 Dan Blaker — Empathy-Driven Design: A Touchy-Feely Approach to Software Development
Vanya Schroeder — Bad Job#3: The Home for the Criminally Insane
Cynthia Schroeder — Bad Job#3: The Home for the Criminally Insane
11/17/2008 Jason Harris — How Emerging Markets Uses Mobile Technology, And The Vast Outreach Opportunity This Presents
11/16/2008 Rick Hanson — This historic moment
Ed Markiewicz — Look Up Portland
Selena Deckelmann — How to kill three chickens in three years
11/15/2008 Tara Horn — How to be a Refugee: Several not-so-easy steps from oppression to resettlement
11/14/2008 Scott Huber — Happy Wife, Happy Life
Chris O'Rourke — How to survive a zombie apocolypse in 5 minutes
Jerry Ketel — How to be successful at internet dating (For both guys and gals but frankly, guys, you need it most)
Todd Kalhar — Parenting Kung-Fu: How To Keep Peace in Your Dojo
Da5id Clouse — To breed or not to breed- A PDX Story
Aaron Walker — Why you should swear more and apologize less
Bill DeRouchey — How to Play Ukulele in Five Minutes
Steven Walling — 5 Reasons Why Portland is the Wiki Capital of the World ...and what that says about us
Katin Imes — Trade Like You Mean It: Your Personal Economy and How It Works
Brian Edwards — Mid-Life Crisis: Let's Go Motorcycle Racing
John Metta — How to creatively destroy pesky, non-moneymaking community efforts
Andy Van Oostrum — How to shop for Fireworks.
Chris Sullivan — Ham Radio: It's not about talking to pork products (but we're working on that)
11/13/2008 Harvey Mathews — it's time for the revolution: cascadia!
Michael Buchino — Beards and the power of Awesome
Jason Petredis — How to get work done when you work at home
Reed Gillette — Level Up Your Life - Get to Level 50 in the real world.
John Brown — 10 Thrilling Topics for Ignite Portland 6
Pete Grillo — Omelettes: Winners and Losers