It's Time to Rid Portland of all Pirates

Todd Henion
Just this guy

Scared of Bad People all my life

Why our infantile infatuation with pirates as kid's party amusement is really sick and twisted.

With insincere apologies to Boggy and the Salt-man, I'll review the "pirate as kid's best friend" the root of much of what we think about pirates as nonsense and remind everyone and how nuts we are.